Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th August 1994

Dilbert//1943, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 10th August 1994

Tags

profits down bring own pencils sell them sidewalk beg for money money down

Official transcript

"Profits are down again this quarter."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PROFITS ARE DOWN AGAIN THIS QUARTER.

THAT'S BAD.

STARTING TOMORROW, YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN PENCILS TO THE THAT'S BAD.

OFFICE 13 AND YOU'LL HAVE TO SELL THEM OUT ON THE SIDEWALK.

THAT'S BAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Quarterly Profits Down"

Summary:

The comic strip features a meeting of executives in a conference room, where they discuss the company's quarterly profits. The conversation begins with the statement that profits are down this quarter, prompting one executive to suggest bringing pencils to the office starting tomorrow. Another executive responds by saying that selling them out on the sidewalk is the only option left. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate executives trying to find creative solutions to financial problems.

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