Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th August 1994

Dilbert//1948, first published 32 years ago on Monday 15th August 1994

Tags

management fast tracker deliver big report ceo fax shredder tricked punked contempt

Official transcript

"Hey, Matt. How's our favorite management fast-tracker?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, MATT. HOW'S OUR FAVORITE MANAGEMENT FAST-TRACKER?

GREAT! I'VE GOT TWO MINUTES TO DELIVER MY BIG REPORT TO OUR CEO. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE FAX IS?

OOPS, I'M WRONG.

THAT'S THE SHREDDER.

HELL GO FAR IN THIS COMPANY.

BZZZZP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Shredder"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and his colleagues discussing their favorite management fast-tracker, Matt.
• Matt has delivered his big report to the CEO and is seeking feedback on where the fax is.
• The CEO responds by saying he's "far wrong" and that Matt is actually the "shredder."
• The other characters in the office are shocked and confused by the CEO's comment, with one of them asking if the CEO is referring to a machine or a person.
• The CEO's response implies that he is referring to a person, and the other characters are left wondering what he means.
• The comic strip ends with the CEO's comment leaving everyone in the office confused and uncertain.

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