Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd August 1994

Dilbert//1956, first published 32 years ago on Tuesday 23rd August 1994

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genetic research clone obedient slaves conquer world dominion living things work on giant cucumbers arms and legs

Open source transcript

GENETIC RESEARCH

I'D LIKE YOU TO CLONE AN ARMY OF OBEDIENT SLAVES FOR ME.

I PLAN TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND HAVE DOMINION OVER ALL LIVING THINGS.

I MOSTLY WORK ON GIANT CUCUMBERS.

MIX IN SOME ARMS AND LEGS AND GIVE METWO PACKAGES OF SEEDS.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Genetic Research"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace frustrations.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown in a lab coat, standing in front of a sign that reads "Genetic Research".
• He is approached by a man who asks him to clone an army of obedient slaves for him.
• Dilbert responds by saying he mostly works on giant cucumbers and has two packages of seeds to give the man.
• The man is surprised and confused by Dilbert's response, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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