Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th August 1994

Dilbert//1958, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 25th August 1994

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assist me cartoonists disclaimer cucumber mutants disclaimer not funny quite a pickle world domination

Open source transcript

I CREATED YOU CUCUMBER MUTANTS TO ASSIST ME IN MY BID FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

BULLETIN I INTERRUPT THIS STRIP BECAUSE THE WHOLE GIANT CUCUMBER THEME ISN'T AS FUNNY AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LET'S GO DIRECTLY TO THE BIG FINISH.

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THEN WALDO SOUNDS GRABBED THE LIKE "SALAD SHOOTER." QUITE A THERE WERE PICKLE PEELS EVERYWHERE!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cucumber Mutants"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, addressing a group of cucumber mutants.
• Dilbert announces that he has created the cucumber mutants to assist him in his bid for world domination.
• However, the cucumber mutants interrupt him, stating that the whole giant cucumber theme is not as funny as he thought it would be.
• They suggest that he let's go directly to the big finish instead.
• Waldo, a man with a speech bubble, grabs the "salad shooter" and peels it everywhere, causing chaos.
• The comic strip ends with the cucumber mutants looking on in confusion.

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