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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th September 1994

Dilbert//1979, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 15th September 1994


Tags

ctrl-alt -delete keyboard cat dogbert called animals


Official transcript

"Get off of my keyboard, Cat, or else!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GET OFF OF MY OR ELSED, CAT, 4-15 WATCH ME ACT LIKE I DON'T EVEN HEAR YOU.

DOGBERT!

CTRL-ALT-DEL

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dogbert" and features the main character, Dilbert, who is frustrated with his computer and decides to take drastic action.

Panel 1: Dilbert is sitting at his desk, looking at his computer screen with a mixture of anger and frustration. He exclaims, "GET OFF OF MY KEYBOARD, CAT, OR ELSE!" The cat is sitting on the keyboard, seemingly unbothered by Dilbert's outburst.

Panel 2: Dilbert's anger escalates as he says, "WATCH ME ACT LIKE I DON'T EVEN HEAR YOU." The cat continues to sit on the keyboard, ignoring Dilbert's attempts to shoo it away.

Panel 3: Dilbert's frustration reaches its peak as he yells, "DOGBERT!!!" and slams his hand on the desk. The cat jumps off the keyboard, startled by Dilbert's outburst.

Overall: The comic strip humorously depicts the relatable struggle of dealing with pets in the workplace and the absurdity of human behavior when faced with frustration.

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