Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th October 1994

Dilbert//1999, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 5th October 1994

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benefits define reality half the cost keep objectives rewrite business case cut funding

Official transcript

I decided to cut your project funding in half but keep the objectives the same.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO CUT YOUR PROJECT FUNDING IN HALF BUT KEEP THE OBJECTIVES THE SAME IT'S A BRILLIANT PLAN. WE GET ALL THE BENEFITS AT HALF THE COSTS!

WHY ISIT THAT THE NUTTIEST PEOPLE DEFINE REALITY?

AND WHY COULDN'T I REWRITE THE BUSINESS CASE TO INCREASE REVENUE?.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Nuttiest People Define Reality"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in 1994, revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The boss announces his decision to cut project funding in half while maintaining the same objectives. Dilbert is perplexed by this plan, asking why it wouldn't be better to redefine the business case to increase revenue. The boss responds by stating that the nuttiest people define reality, implying that they are the ones who create new realities. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the boss's plan and the surreal nature of corporate decision-making.

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