Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th October 1994

Dilbert//2003, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 9th October 1994

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ask dilbert attractive bad hair engineers can't lie hairdo insults woman make ship date technical questions truth bugs are features

Official transcript

"I brought Dilbert, in case you have any technical questions about our product."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BROUGHT DILBERT, IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY TECHNICAL QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR PRODUCT.

HEH-HEH... ENGINEERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIE. THE TRUTH WILL BE MINE.

- ) TED SAID YOUR PRODUCT IS BUG-FREE.

IS THAT TRUE, DILBERT?

WELL... YES, THAT'S TRUE I MEAN... BASICALLY TRUE. TECHNICALLY TRUE SORT OF NO-O-O!! IT'S A LIE!

ALL THE BUGS WERE RECLASSIFIED AS SECURITY FEATURES JUST TO MAKE THE SHIP DATE!!

AND WE BOTH THINK YOU COULD BE ATTRACTIVE IF YOU'D JUST DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR WHY DID I BRING YOU ALONG?

THE EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT YOU'RE STUPID

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bug-Free Product"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with Ted, another character. The conversation revolves around the quality of a product, with Ted claiming it is "bug-free." Dilbert expresses skepticism, pointing out that all bugs were reclassified as security features to make the ship date. The conversation is laced with humor and wit, as Dilbert cleverly challenges Ted's assertion. The strip is a humorous take on the tech industry and the creative ways companies might spin their products to meet deadlines.

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