Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th October 1994

Dilbert//2010, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 16th October 1994

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combines two projects not the same boss doesn't undertsnd too late logical solition eliminate your project resourceful idiot

Official transcript

"I just had my annual meeting with our Vice President."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST HAD MY ANNUAL MEETING WITH OUR VICE PRESIDENT.

WE DECIDED TO COMBINE YOUR PROJECT WITH PROJECT "BIG FOOT" BECAUSE THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME.

THEY'RE NOT THE SAME!

IT ONLY SEEMS LIKE IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER PROJECT!

OH WELL. IT'S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING.

I TOLD HIM THEY WERE THE SAME.

JUST CALL HIM AND SAY YOU WERE WRONG I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE NOT IN MANAGEMENT.

THE LOGICAL SOLUTION IS TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT BUDGET CUT AND ELIMINATE YOUR PROJECT, THUS SOLVING TWO PROBLEMS

THERE'S NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A RESOURCEFUL IDIOT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Logical Solution"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1996, revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his vice president. The vice president announces that he has combined two projects, "Big Foot" and another project, under the same title. Dilbert expresses confusion, as the projects are unrelated, and the vice president responds that it's too late to do anything about it.

The vice president then explains that he can't see why Dilbert is not in management, implying that Dilbert's lack of understanding is the reason for his current role. Dilbert responds that there's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot, highlighting the potential risks of combining unrelated projects.

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of combining unrelated projects and the challenges of working with a resourceful but misguided individual. It satirizes the bureaucratic nature of corporate decision-making and the consequences of poor project management.

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