Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th October 1994

Dilbert//2012, first published 32 years ago on Tuesday 18th October 1994

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board room fire employees no employees task force competitors white rumps

Open source transcript

EXECUTIVE BOARD ROOM OUR COMPETITORS ARE KICKING OUR PASTY WHITE RUMPS.

IM BRINGING IN DOGBERT TO FIRE EMPLOYEES UNTIL WE'RE STRONGER THAN THE COMPETITION.

HOW WILL THE WORK GET DONE WITH NO EMPLOYEES?

I'D BETTER FORM A TASK FORCE TO STUDY THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Takes Over the Boardroom"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his cunning and manipulative nature, taking over a boardroom meeting.
• Dogbert's first act is to bring in a whiteboard and begin drawing a picture of a dog, which he claims will "fire employees until we're stronger than the competition."
• The other executives are skeptical but powerless to stop Dogbert's plan.
• Dogbert then asks how the work will get done with no employees, and suggests forming a task force to study the issue.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate bureaucracy and the tendency of executives to prioritize process over results.

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