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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th October 1994

Dilbert//2018, first published 32 years ago on Monday 24th October 1994


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confidential ethics offcie weasel boy ethics expert


Official transcript

"The company hired an ethics expert to help us through the gray areas."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE COMPANY HIRED AN ETHICS EXPERT TO HELP US THROUGH THE GRAY AREAS.

YOUR CALLS TO THE ETHICS OFFICE ARE COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL.

THANKS FOR SHARING THAT. I OWN YOU NOW, WEASEL-BOY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Gray Areas"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a group of men, likely in a corporate setting. The first panel shows a man stating, "THE COMPANY HIRED AN ETHICS EXPERT TO HELP US THROUGH THE GRAY AREAS." The second panel reveals that the ethics expert's calls are completely confidential, implying that he is being paid to provide guidance without being held accountable. The third panel shows the ethics expert sitting at a desk with a computer and a sign that reads, "THANKS FOR SHARING THAT. I OWN YOU NOW, WEASEL-BOY." This suggests that the expert has gained control over the company's secrets and is now using this information to his advantage.

Key Points:

  • The company hires an ethics expert to navigate gray areas.
  • The expert's calls are completely confidential, implying a lack of accountability.
  • The expert gains control over the company's secrets and uses this information to his advantage.

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