Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th November 1994

Dilbert//2030, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 5th November 1994

Tags

right sizing company bright sizing laughter bananas at lunch business

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally and a man sit at a table eating lunch. The man says, "Instead of 'right-sizing' our company is 'bright-sizing.' That's when all the bright people leave!"

They all laugh. They stop laughing and Dilbert says, "Hey! We all brought bananas."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INSTEAD OF "RIGHTSIZING" OUR COMPANY IS "BRIGHT- SIZING." THAT'S WHEN ALL THE BRIGHT PEOPLE LEAVE!

1000 HA HA BIR SNORT HEY! WE ALL BROUGHT BANANAS AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Banana Bonanza"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a company where employees are encouraged to bring bananas to work.
• The company's CEO, Dilbert, is thrilled with the idea and declares that the company is now "bright-sizing" instead of "right-sizing."
• The employees are initially hesitant but eventually start bringing in bananas, leading to a chaotic and humorous situation.
• The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the tendency for companies to prioritize profits over employee well-being.

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