Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th November 1994

Dilbert//2050, first published 32 years ago on Friday 25th November 1994

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continue seeing dilbert pass my test dogs are superior she devil

Official transcript

Liz sits on the couch and Dogbert sits on the armrest. Dogbert says, "Liz, if you're going to continue seeing Dilbert, you'll have to pass my test."

Dogbert continues, "Question one: give seven hundred reasons why dogs are superior to cats."

Liz pats Dogbert on the head and says, "Well, the first six hundred reasons have to do with the fact that you're cuter."

Dogbert wags his tail and says, "Fingernails! She-devil!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LIZ, IF YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE SEEING DILBERT, YOU'LL HAVE TO PASS MY TEST.

QUESTION ONE: GIVE SEVEN HUNDRED REASONS WHY DOGS ARE SUPERIOR TO CATS.

WELL, THE FIRST SIX HUNDRED REASONS HAVE TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE CUTER.

FINGERNAILS!

SHE-DEVIL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogs vs. Cats: A Debate"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and Liz, a human, engaging in a conversation about cats and dogs. The conversation begins with Liz asking Dilbert if he will pass her test, to which Dilbert responds that he will not. Liz then presents Dilbert with a question: "Give seven hundred reasons why dogs are superior to cats." Dilbert responds by listing the first six hundred reasons, which include being cuter, having better noses, and being more loyal. However, when it comes to the final reason, Dilbert's response is humorous and unexpected: "Fingernails, she-devil!" The comic strip pokes fun at the common debate between dog and cat lovers, highlighting the unique personalities and characteristics of each species. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the age-old rivalry between dogs and cats.

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