Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th December 1994

Dilbert//2067, first published 32 years ago on Monday 12th December 1994

Tags

disoriented entire career environmental hazards feeling tired nervous run for exit

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. A man wearing a mask and goggles and holding some equipment says, "I'm checking the building for environmental hazards."

The man holds up an instrument and asks, "Have you been feeling tired, nervous and disoriented?"

Dilbert says, "You just described my entire career."

The man says, "If you start feeling good, run for the exit."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M CHECKING THE BUILDING FOR ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS.

HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING TIRED, NERVOUS AND DISORIENTED?

YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY ENTIRE CAREER.

IF YOU START FEELING GOOD, RUN FOR THE EXIT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Environmental Hazards"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and critiques of corporate culture, in a workplace setting. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert is shown standing in front of an office door, wearing a hazmat suit and holding a gas mask.
• He addresses a colleague, asking if they are feeling tired, nervous, and disoriented.
• The colleague responds that they have been feeling this way for their entire career.
• Dilbert's response is a humorous commentary on the monotony of office work, suggesting that the colleague's feelings are a result of being in a toxic work environment.

The comic strip uses satire to poke fun at the drudgery of office life and the ways in which employees may feel disconnected from their work. The use of a hazmat suit and gas mask adds a layer of irony to the situation, highlighting the absurdity of the office environment. Overall, the comic strip offers a relatable and humorous take on the challenges of working in a corporate setting.

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