Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th January 1995

Dilbert//2094, first published 31 years ago on Sunday 8th January 1995

Tags

floor warden fire leadership leader uniformed decisions huge stock options risking death high rise inferno fallen co workers stock options cpr

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss peers around the corner and says, "Congratulations!"

The Boss continues, "You've been named 'floor warden.'"

The Boss explains, "In the event of a fire we'll rely on your leadership to get us out safely."

Dilbert says, "Let me see if I understand this . . ."

Dilbert continues, "YOU're the leader when it involves uninformed decisions in return for huge stock options."

Dilbert continues, "But I'M the leader when it comes to rishing death in a highrise inferno while you scramble over the ashen backs of fallen co-workers."

Dilbert asks, "What makes you think your life is worth more than mine?"

The Boss replies, "I've got stock options and you're a floor warden."

Dilbert says, "Don't expect any CPR."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU'VE BEEN NAMED "FLOOR WARDEN." IN THE EVENT OF A FIRE WELL RELY ON YOUR LEADERSHIP TO GET US OUT SAFELY.

LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND THIS.

YOU'RE THE LEADER WHEN IT INVOLVES UNINFORMED DECISIONS IN RETURN FOR HUGE STOCK OPTIONS BUT IM THE LEADER WHEN IT COMES TO RISKING DEATH IN A HIGHRISE INFERNO WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE OVER THE ASHEN BACKS OF FALLEN COWORKERS.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN MINE?

I'VE GOT STOCK OPTIONS AND YOU'RE A FLOOR WARDEN DON'T EXPECT ANY CPR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Floor Warden"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a character named "Floor Warden" who is appointed as the leader of a team.
• Despite his initial reluctance, Floor Warden takes charge and leads his team to success.
• However, he soon realizes that his leadership style is not suitable for the team and decides to step down.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of leadership and the importance of finding the right fit for a particular role.

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