Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th January 1995

Dilbert//2093, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 7th January 1995

Tags

ratbert entire computer silicon chip ate computer cyborg

Official transcript

Dilbert is seated at his desk and Ratbert stands on the desk beside him. Dilbert shows Ratbert something in his palm and says, "Look Ratbert. An entire computer has been baked into one silicon chip."

Ratbert grabs the chip and eats it, saying, "Thanks! I don't mind if I do!"

Dilbert says angrily, "You ate my computer!"

Ratbert holds his arms out straight, stares ahead and replies, "I'm a cyborg."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOK, RATBERT. AN ENTIRE COMPUTER HAS BEEN BAKED INTO ONE SILICON CHIP.

THANKS! I DON'T MIND IF I DO!

SNATCH GULP YOU ATE MY COMPUTER I'M A CYBORG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cyborg Rat"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Ratbert, a rat who works at Dilbert's company.
• Ratbert has been baked into a silicon chip.
• Dilbert is surprised and asks if he can eat the chip.
• Ratbert responds, "You ate my computer."
• The punchline is that Ratbert is now a cyborg.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.