Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd March 1995

Dilbert//2147, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 2nd March 1995

Tags

new employee programs new dignity enhancement program drug testing clue meter reading zero handsome coffee mug

Official transcript

Alice, Wally, Dilbert and the Boss sit around a conference table. The Boss says, "We're announcing two new programs for employees."

The Boss continues, "The first is a new dignity enhancement program and the second is our new random drug testing initiative."

Alice says to Wally, "The clue meter is reading zero."

The Boss reaches toward them holding a coffee mug and says, "You each get a handsome coffee mug as part of the kick-off."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE ANNOUNCING TWO NEW PROGRAMS FOR EMPLOYEES.

THE FIRST IS A NEW DIGNITY ENHANCEMENT PROGRAM AND THE SECOND IS OUR NEW RANDOM DRUG TESTING INITIATIVE.

THE CLUE METER IS READING ZERO.

YOU EACH GET A HANDSOME COFFEE MUG AS PART OF THE KICKOFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dignity Enhancement Program"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a company announcing two new programs for employees: the Dignity Enhancement Program and the Random Drug Testing Initiative.
• The employees are skeptical about the programs, with one employee asking if they can get a handsome coffee mug as part of the kick-off.
• The manager responds by saying that the clue meter is reading zero, implying that the programs are not well-received by the employees.

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