Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th March 1995

Dilbert//2151, first published 31 years ago on Monday 6th March 1995

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week behind poor leadership drained parents accept some resposibility creating you parents drunk

Official transcript

The Boss enters Dilbert's cubicle and asks, "Can you explain why you're a week behind schedule?"

Dilbert turns to face the Boss and says, "Your poor leadership has drained me of the enthusiasm that is necessary to succeed. But it's not completely YOUR fault."

Dilbert continues, "Frankly, your parents have to accept some responsibility for creating you."

The Boss asks, "Even if they were drunk?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE A WEEK BEHIND SCHEDULE?

YOUR POOR LEADERSHIP HAS DRAINED ME OF THE ENTHUSIASM THAT IS NECESSARY TO SUCCEED. BUT IT'S NOT COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT.

FRANKLY, YOUR PARENTS HAVE TO ACCEPT SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR CREATING YOU.

EVEN IF THEY WERE DRUNK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Poor Leadership"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a boss and his employee. The boss asks the employee why he is a week behind schedule, to which the employee responds that it is due to poor leadership. The boss is taken aback by this response and asks if the employee is drunk. The employee clarifies that he is not drunk, but rather that the boss's poor leadership has drained him of enthusiasm, making him feel responsible for creating success despite the lack of support from his superiors. The boss appears unconvinced and continues to question the employee's response.

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