Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th March 1995

Dilbert//2159, first published 31 years ago on Tuesday 14th March 1995

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no surpirses hideous thing scares me auditor sound

Official transcript

Dogbert introduces the Grim Reaper to the Boss. Dogbert says, "My consultant will audit your company to make sure there are no surprises before I buy it."

The Boss looks shocked. Dogbert sits on the edge of the desk while the Grim Reaper looks through a stack of documents. Dogbert says to the Boss, "I use him because he's seen such hideous things that nothing scares him."

The Grim Reaper looks at a document and says, "Erk."

The Grim Reaper throws documents into the air and shouts, "AAAAAEEII!! OOOUWAA WAA!!"

Dogbert says to the Boss, "That's not the sound you want from your auditor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY CONSULTANT WILL AUDIT YOUR COMPANY TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO SURPRISES BEFORE I BUY IT.

I USE HIM BECAUSE HE'S SEEN SUCH HIDEOUS THINGS THAT NOTHING SCARES HIM.

ER AAAAAEELL!!

OOOUWAA THAT'S NOT THE SOUND YOU WANT FROM YOUR AUDITOR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Auditor's Nightmare"

Summary:

• A company's consultant is scheduled to audit the business.
• The consultant's presence is met with fear and anxiety from the company's employees.
• The employees are worried that the consultant will discover something that could harm the company's reputation or finances.
• One employee, dressed as the Grim Reaper, is particularly concerned and tries to warn the others about the dangers of the audit.
• The consultant is portrayed as a menacing figure, with a scythe and a hooded cloak, adding to the sense of foreboding.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common fear of audits and the anxiety that comes with them.

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