Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th March 1995

Dilbert//2161, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 16th March 1995

Tags

ban all meetings dress code casual staus mission statements have fun satisfy customers make money fit five more cucbicle chair stock options

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a podium addressing a crowd of office workers, including Dilbert, Wally and Alice. Dogbert says, "As new owner of this company I hereby ban all meetings over one hour. The dress code is casual. Status reports are optional!"

Dogbert continues, "No more mission statements or 'visions.' Our motto is 'have fun, satisfy customers, make money.'"

Dilbert sleeps in his chair. In Dilbert's dream, Dogbert concludes his speech to the employees, "And stock options for all."

Outside Dilbert's cubicle, Dogbert says to the Boss, "We can fit five more in this cubicle if we remove the chair."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS NEW OWNER OF THIS COMPANY I HEREBY BAN ALL MEETINGS OVER ONE HOUR.

THE DRESS CODE IS CASUAL.

STATUS REPORTS ARE OPTIONAL !

NO MORE MISSION STATEMENTS OR "VISIONS." OUR MOTTO IS "HAVE FUN, SATISFY CUSTOMERS, MAKE MONEY." AND STOCK OPTIONS FOR ALL.

222 WE CAN FIT FIVE MORE IN THIS CUBICLE IF WE REMOVE THE CHAIR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The New CEO's Vision"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a new CEO implementing drastic changes in a company, including:

• Banning all meetings over one hour
• Requiring casual dress code
• Emphasizing "have fun, satisfy customers, make money" as the new mission statement
• Removing the chair in the cubicle

The employees are initially shocked and confused by these changes, but one employee suggests fitting five more people in the cubicle if they remove the chair. The CEO's vision is met with skepticism and resistance from the employees, who are unsure about the effectiveness of these changes.

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