Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th March 1995

Dilbert//2175, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 30th March 1995

Tags

built a spreadsheet relative qualities twenty percent stop dating wrong formula higher math skills error intentional batch of flowers

Official transcript

Liz sits at her computer and Dilbert looks over her shoulder. Liz says, "I built a spreadsheet to compare our relative qualities. I'm afraid I'm twenty percent too good for you. We must stop dating."

Dilbert points at the screen and says, "NO! Look, Liz, you have the wrong formula in this column! That must mean I have higher math skills than you! We're almost even!"

After Dilbert leaves, Liz sits at her computer and Dogbert sits on her printer. Dogbert says to Liz, "You left that error in there intentionally."

Liz answers, "My last batch of flowers is wilting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BUILT A SPREADSHEET TO COMPARE OUR RELATIVE QUALITIES. I'M AFRAID I'M TWENTY PERCENT TOO GOOD FOR YOU.

WE MUST STOP DATING.

NO! LOOK, LIZ, YOU HAVE THE WRONG FORMULA IN THIS COLUMN! THAT MUST MEAN I HAVE HIGHER MATH SKILLS THAN YOU!

WE'RE ALMOST EVEN!

YOU LEFT THAT ERROR IN THERE INTENTIONALLY.

MY LAST BATCH OF FLOWERS IS WILTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Relative Qualities"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert and Liz, where Dilbert's spreadsheet is scrutinized by Liz.
• Liz expresses her concern that Dilbert's formula is flawed, leading to incorrect results.
• Dilbert becomes defensive and dismissive, insisting that his formula is correct.
• The conversation escalates, with Dilbert accusing Liz of having a higher math skills than him.
• The comic strip concludes with Dilbert's frustration and Liz's amusement at his expense.

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