Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th April 1995

Dilbert//2183, first published 31 years ago on Friday 7th April 1995

Tags

improve career ceo refer first name recent meeting rule iron fist funny dog

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting on the couch. Dogbert says, "Try this little trick to improve your career . . ."

Dogbert continues, "Anytime you want something your way, simply refer to your CEO by his first name and say he gave you directions during your very recent meeting."

Dogbert continues, "It's totally unverifiable. People will fear you and do as you say. You'll rule with an iron fist!"

Dilbert responds, "You're a funny little dog."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TRY THIS LITTLE TRICK TO IMPROVE YOUR CAREER ANYTIME YOU WANT SOMETHING YOUR WAY, SIMPLY REFER TO YOUR CEO BY HIS FIRST NAME AND SAY HE GAVE YOU DIRECTIONS DURING YOUR VERY RECENT MEETING.

IT'S TOTALLY UNVERIFIABLE.

PEOPLE WILL FEAR YOU AND DO AS YOU SAY. YOU'LL RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!

YOU'RE A FUNNY LITTLE DOG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Totally Unverifiable"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert's boss instructs him to refer to him by his first name during a meeting.
• Dilbert humorously responds by saying he will rule with an iron fist, implying a tyrannical approach to leadership.
• The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the ways in which bosses can be perceived as dictators.

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