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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th April 1995

Dilbert//2186, first published 31 years ago on Monday 10th April 1995


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ergonomic key board big q porgram quality tletter q whiny customers


Official transcript

A co-worker shows Dilbert and Wally a keyboard. The co-worker says, "This ergonomic keyboard is our fist product developed under the 'Big Q' program."

The man continues, "The 'Q' stands for quality."

Dilbert says, "Speaking of Q . . . it's missing the letter Q."

The man says angrily, "You sound just like our whiny customers."

Dilbert says, I guess the 'Q' stands for 'uality.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD IS OUR FIRST PRODUCT DEVELOPED UNDER THE "BIG Q" PROGRAM.

THE "Q" STANDS FOR QUALITY.

SPEAKING OF Q...IT'S MISSING THE LETTER Q.

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE OUR WHINY CUSTOMERS.

I GUESS THE "Q" STANDS FOR "UALITY."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The 'Q' Stands for Quality"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around an ergonomic keyboard developed under the "BIG Q" program.
  • The "Q" stands for quality, but the speaker of "Q" mistakenly says it's missing the letter "Q".
  • A customer responds, "You sound just like our whiny customers. I guess the 'Q' stands for 'quality'."

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