Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th April 1995

Dilbert//2196, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 20th April 1995

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new offcie volunteered coordinate move cubicle assignment existence lord wally puppet master cubicle

Official transcript

Wally stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "We're moving to a new office across town. I volunteered to coordinate the move."

Wally continues, "I control your cubicle assignment. Nay, your very existence. From now on you will refer to me as 'Lord Wally the Puppet Master.'"

Dilbert says, "I don't think it's legal to enjoy your work this much."

Wally waves his hands and says, "I banish you to the cubicle closest to your boss!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE MOVING TO A NEW OFFICE ACROSS TOWN.

I VOLUNTEERED TO COORDINATE THE MOVE.

I CONTROL YOUR CUBICLE ASSIGNMENT. NAY, YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. FROM NOW ON YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS "LORD WALLY THE PUPPET MASTER!' I DON'T THINK IT'S LEGAL TO ENJOY YOUR WORK THIS MUCH.

I BANISH YOU TO THE CUBICLE CLOSEST TO YOUR BOSS!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubicle Assignment"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character named Dilbert, who is tasked with reorganizing the office cubicles. The strip begins with Dilbert announcing his new role and explaining that he will be controlling the cubicle assignments.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's new role involves reorganizing the office cubicles.
• He announces his control over the cubicle assignments.
• The strip features a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert threatens to banish his boss to the "cubicle closest to your boss" if they don't enjoy their new assignment.

Overall:

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's unique personality and sense of humor, as well as his ability to poke fun at the mundane aspects of office life. The strip's lighthearted tone and playful language make it an entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert comic series.

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