Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th April 1995

Dilbert//2205, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 29th April 1995

Tags

turn the house gambling casino illeagl tiny republic dogbertland seed from repressive morning voting green card

Official transcript

Dogbert spreads construction plans on the table and says to Dilbert, "I'm planning to turn the house into a gambling casino."

Dilbert asks, "Isn't that illegal?"

Dogbert replies, "Not in the tiny republic of Dogbertland. I seceded from the repressive homeland this morning."

Dilbert says, "I don't remember voting on that."

Dogbert hands him a card and says, "Here's your green card."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PLANNING TO TURN THE HOUSE INTO A GAMBLING CASINO.

ISN'T NOT IN THE TINY THAT REPUBLIC OF ILLEGAL? DOGBERTLAND.

I SECEDED FROM THE REPRESSIVE HOMELAND THIS MORNING.

I DON'T REMEMBER VOTING ON THAT.

HERE'S YOUR GREEN CARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert's Immigration Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is seated across from him.

Key Points:

• Dilbert announces his intention to turn the house into a gambling casino.
• His boss responds, "Isn't that illegal?"
• Dilbert explains that he is not in the tiny republic of Dogbertland, implying that he has seceded from the repressive homeland.
• Dilbert's boss reminds him that he doesn't remember voting on that.
• Dilbert produces a green card and says, "Here's your green card."

Themes:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the complexities of immigration law and the idea of secession.
• It also highlights the absurdity of bureaucratic processes and the challenges of navigating complex systems.

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