Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd May 1995

Dilbert//2208, first published 31 years ago on Tuesday 2nd May 1995

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dogberts talk radio smartest creature dolts taking calls understand complex crossfire

Official transcript

Dogbert sits in a radio DJ booth wearing earphones and speaking into a microphone. He says, "I'm the smartest creature in the universe and you are all dolts."

Dogbert continues, "Today I'm taking calls from people who think they understand complex issues because they watch 'Crossfire' on CNN."

A caller says, ". . . So why not put all poor people in orphanages?"

With his paw on the control panel, Dogbert says, "Put your head up to the speaker, Bob."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TALK RADIO I'M THE SMARTEST CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE AND YOU ARE ALL DOLTS.

TODAY I'M TAKING CALLS FROM PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY UNDERSTAND COMPLEX ISSUES BECAUSE THEY WATCH "CROSSFIRE" ON CNN.

...SO WHY NOT PUT 1 ALL POOR PEOPLE IN ORPHANAGES?" PUT YOUR HEAD UP TO THE SPEAKER, BOB

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Talk Radio"

Summary:

• Dogbert hosts a talk radio show, where he takes calls from listeners.
• A caller expresses frustration with people who don't understand complex issues, citing "Crossfire" on CNN as an example.
• Dogbert responds by suggesting that the caller put their head up to the speaker to improve their listening skills.

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