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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th May 1995

Dilbert//2210, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 4th May 1995


Tags

dogbert show gettung givernment back buy liquor buy cigarettes buy firearms drive thru gets rid of people


Official transcript

Dogbert sits on his pillow thinking, "'Corn starch' . . ."

Dogbert thinks, "Stores sell it, but who buys it?"

Dogbert thinks, "Who irons corn anyway?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE DOGBERT SHOW.

TODAY I TALK ABOUT GETTING GOVERNMENT OFF OUR BACKS I DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE SOMEDAY YOU CAN BUY LIQUOR, CIGARETTES AND FIREARMS AT A DRIVE-THRU WINDOW AND USE THEM ALL BEFORE YOU GET HOME.

BASICALLY, ANYTHING THAT GETS RID OF PEOPLE IS OKAY WITH ME. BUT BEFORE YOU GO, BUY MY NEW BOOK..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A World Without People"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, driving to work while listening to the "Dogbert Show" on the radio. The show's host, Dogbert, discusses the benefits of getting rid of people, including the ability to buy liquor, cigarettes, and firearms at a drive-thru window before going home. Dilbert is skeptical but agrees to buy Dogbert's new book, which promises to provide solutions to the world's problems.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip satirizes the idea of a world without people.
  • Dogbert's show promotes a utopian vision where people are eliminated, and society becomes more efficient.
  • Dilbert is skeptical but willing to listen to Dogbert's ideas.
  • The comic strip uses humor to comment on the human condition and the desire for a better world.

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