Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th May 1995

Dilbert//2212, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 6th May 1995

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retiring media vast weath property agree to be puppet kermit muppet lease entertainment

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on the couch reading with one knee bent. Dogbert stands on the cushion next to him. Dogbert says, "I'm retiring from my media empire and putting my vast wealth into real estate."

Dogbert continues, "My plan is to buy all the property on earth and evict everybody who doesn't agree to be my puppet."

Dilbert asks, "Can I be Kermit?"

Dogbert hands Dilbert a document and says, "That's a 'Muppet.' It's all spelled out in your lease."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M RETIRING FROM MY MEDIA EMPIRE AND PUTTING MY VAST WEALTH INTO REAL ESTATE.

MY PLAN IS TO BUY ALL THE PROPERTY ON EARTH AND EVICT EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T AGREE TO BE MY PUPPET.

CAN I BE KERMIT?

THAT'S A "MUPPET." IT'S ALL SPELLED OUT IN YOUR LEASE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Muppet Takeover"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate satire, in a humorous scenario.
• Dilbert announces his retirement from the media empire and plans to buy all the property on Earth to evict everyone who doesn't agree to be his puppet.
• A conversation with a character resembling Kermit the Frog ensues, where Dilbert asks if he can be Kermit, and the response is that he is already a "Muppet" spelled out in the lease.

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