Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th May 1995

Dilbert//2215, first published 31 years ago on Tuesday 9th May 1995

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dating lucky replace you same scale relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert and Liz sit outdoors. Dilbert says, "I'm so lucky to be dating you, Liz. You're at least an eight."

Liz responds, "You're a ten."

Dilbert and Liz sit looking at the mountains in silence. Dilbert asks, "Are we using the same scale?"

Liz responds, "Ten is the number of seconds it would take to replace you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SO LUCKY TO BE DATING YOU, LIZ. YOU'RE AT LEAST AN EIGHT.

YOU'RE A TEN.

ARE WE USING THE SAME SCALE?

TEN IS THE NUMBER OF SECONDS IT WOULD TAKE TO REPLACE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dating by the Numbers"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1995, revolves around Dilbert's dating life. The conversation begins with Liz expressing her excitement about being with someone who shares a significant number with her age, eight. Dilbert responds by revealing that he is ten years old, leaving Liz perplexed and questioning the use of the same scale for their ages. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of dating and the importance of understanding each other's perspectives.

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