Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th May 1995
Dilbert//2231, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 25th May 1995
Tags
greatest accomplishemnts big raise draft white paper impact of work owls losy woodland habitats
Official transcript
Dogbert sits in Dilbert's office with a laptop balanced on his lap. He says to Dilbert, "Tell me your greatest accomplishments at work. I'll use that to hype you up with your boss so you get a big raise."
Dilbert says, "I wrote a draft of a white paper on a strawman process to reengineer our product process."
Dogbert asks, "And what was the impact of that work?"
Dilbert answers, I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
TELL ME YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS AT WORK.
I'LL USE THAT TO HYPE YOU UP WITH YOUR BOSS SO YOU GET A BIG RAISE.
I WROTE A DRAFT OF A WHITE PAPER ON A STRAWMAN PROCESS TO REENGINEER OUR PRODUCT PROCESS AND WHAT WAS THE IMPACT OF THAT WORK?
I THINK SOME OWLS LOST THEIR WOODLAND HABITATS.
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AI Analysis
Title: "The Impact of Woodland Habitats on Work Productivity"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding office worker with a red tie and white shirt, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is seated across from him. The boss is depicted as a large, imposing figure with a stern expression.
Panel 1:
- Dilbert: "Tell me your greatest accomplishments at work. I'll use that to hype you up with your boss so you get a big raise."
- Boss: "I wrote a draft of a white paper on a strawman process to reengineer our product process."
Panel 2:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 3:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 4:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 5:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 6:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 7:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 8:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 9:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 10:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 11:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 12:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 13:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 14:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 15:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 16:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 17:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 18:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 19:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 20:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 21:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 22:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 23:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 24:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 25:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 26:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost their woodland habitats."
Panel 27:
- Dilbert: "And what was the impact of that work?"
- Boss: "I think some owls lost
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