Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th June 1995

Dilbert//2242, first published 31 years ago on Monday 5th June 1995

Tags

transfer department dysfunctional organization love and support long distant fax room resume complete jerk

Official transcript

Wally sits in a chair across from a manager's desk. The manager asks, "Why do you want to transfer to my department, Wally?"

Wally responds, "I'm in a dysfunctional organization. I'm not getting the love and support I need. That's why I've been making long-distance personal calls from the fax room."

The manager says, "Your resume says every boss you've had was a complete jerk."

Wally responds, "So, when do I start?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO YOU WANT TO TRANSFER TO MY DEPARTMENT, WALLY?

I'M IN A DYSFUNCTIONAL ORGANIZATION. I'M NOT GETTING THE LOVE AND SUPPORT I NEED. THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN MAKING LONG-DISTANCE PERSONAL CALLS FROM THE FAX ROOM.

YOUR RSUM SAYS EVERY BOSS YOU'VE HAD WAS A COMPLETE JERK.

SO, WHEN DO I START?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "I'm in a Dysfunctional Organization"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his boss, Wally.
• The man is seeking to transfer to a different department, citing the dysfunctional nature of his current organization.
• He explains that he has been making long-distance personal calls from the fax room, which has led to his boss's resume being marked as "a complete jerk."
• The man is unsure when he will start his new position, as he is still waiting for his transfer to be approved.

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