Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th June 1995

Dilbert//2246, first published 31 years ago on Friday 9th June 1995

Tags

dysfunctional team learned in workshop listen heart felt respect ham radio license going first

Official transcript

Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice and the Boss sit at a round table. Dogbert says, "I'd like each of you to tell the team what you learned in my workshop."

Alice says, "I learned to listen with my heart. I gained respect for others. I understand Sanskrit. I got my ham radio license. I can divide by zero . . ."

As the Boss looks shocked, Alice thinks to herself, "I love going first."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DYSFUNCTIONAL TEAM...

I'D LIKE EACH OF YOU TO TELL THE TEAM WHAT YOU LEARNED IN MY WORKSHOP.

I LEARNED TO LISTEN WITH MY HEART. I GAINED RESPECT FOR OTHERS. I UNDERSTAND SANSKRIT. I GOT MY HAM RADIO LICENSE.

I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO..

I LOVE GOING FIRST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dysfunctional Team"

Summary:

The comic strip features a team of individuals with unique characteristics, each contributing to the dysfunctionality of the group.

• The team leader, a man with a large head and glasses, is depicted as a know-it-all who loves to tell the team what they learned in his workshop.
• A woman with a large afro and pink jacket is shown to be proud of her accomplishments, including learning to listen with her heart, gaining respect for others, and understanding Sanskrit.
• Another team member, a man with a large afro and a thought bubble, expresses his love for going first.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity and chaos that can result from a team with such diverse and eccentric personalities.

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