Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th June 1995

Dilbert//2249, first published 31 years ago on Monday 12th June 1995

Tags

two week retreat mountains management retreat four star hotle no room brag employees glib business

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "Have fun working. I'm off to the two-week management retreat in the mountains."

The Boss continues, "It's so sad you can't come. I guess there isn't room at the four-star hotel."

As he flees from books and folders being hurled at him, the Boss thinks, "Now I know why it's called a retreat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE FUN WORKING.

IM OFF TO THE TWO- WEEK MANAGEMENT RETREAT IN THE MOUNTAINS IT'S SO SAD YOU CAN'T COME. I GUESS THERE ISN'T ROOM AT THE FOUR-STAR HOTEL.

NOW I KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED A RETREAT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Retreat to Nowhere"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and corporate struggles, attending a two-week management retreat in the mountains. However, upon arrival, he discovers that the retreat is not a luxurious getaway but rather a meeting held in a cramped hotel room. The strip humorously highlights the irony of a management retreat being held in a subpar environment, poking fun at the corporate culture's tendency to prioritize meetings over employee well-being.

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