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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd June 1995

Dilbert//2260, first published 31 years ago on Friday 23rd June 1995


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mister catbert diversity the worse german accent wally computer issues


Official transcript

Wally is in Catbert's office. Wally says, "Mister Catbert, the company is trying to force me to use a different kind of computer."

Wally continues, "You're the Human Resources Director. What are you doing to stop this religious persecution??! What ever happened to 'diversity??'"

Catbert responds, "The longer you verk here, diverse it gets . . . Next."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MISTER CATBERT, THE COMPANY IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO USE A DIFFERENT KIND OF COMPUTER.

YOU'RE THE HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO STOP THIS RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION??! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO "DIVERSITY"??

THE LONGER YOU VERK HERE, DIVERSE IT GETS.

NEXT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Diversity"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a cat and a human in an office setting. The cat, representing a company, is attempting to force the human, Mr. Catbert, to use a different type of computer.

Key Points:

  • The cat asks Mr. Catbert to stop religious persecution and focus on diversity.
  • Mr. Catbert responds by saying that the longer he works there, the more diverse it gets.
  • The cat then asks what has happened to diversity, implying that it has become less important or relevant.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the cat's attempt to force Mr. Catbert to conform to its demands. The punchline about diversity being less important or relevant adds to the comedic effect.

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