Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th June 1995

Dilbert//2266, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 29th June 1995

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dogbert the consultant nobody likes prodcuts ix that internal business units don't like boss

Official transcript

Dogbert tells the Boss, "One way to look at your problem is that nobody likes your products."

Dogbert continues, "But I don't know how to fix that. So I recommend forming internal business units to bicker with each other."

The Boss asks, "Why would you recommend that?"

Dogbert responds, "Well, I'd be lying if I said I liked you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CONSULTANT ONE WAY TO LOOK AT YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT NOBODY LIKES YOUR PRODUCTS.

BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT. SO I RECOMMEND FORMING INTERNAL BUSINESS UNITS TO BICKER WITH EACH OTHER.

WHY WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THAT?

WELL, I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I LIKED YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bickering Business Units"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a consultant, sitting at a table with two business units, each represented by a dog.
• Dogbert advises the business units to form internal business units to bicker with each other.
• One of the dogs asks why this would be recommended, and Dogbert responds by saying he likes the dog that asked the question.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consultants providing unnecessary or self-serving advice.

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