Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd July 1995

Dilbert//2289, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 22nd July 1995

Tags

missing years at mall dad at mall looking for him 247 waiting for sale whiner

Official transcript

Liz is having tea with Dilbert and his mother. Liz says, "I can't believe your father has been lost at the mall since 1992!"

Liz continues, "If my father or my husband were lost at the mall I'd be searching for him twenty-four hours a day!!"

Dilbert comments, "We're waiting for a sale."

His mother says, "You're a bit of a whiner, aren't you, dear?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN LOST AT THE MALL SINCE 1992!

IF MY FATHER OR MY HUSBAND WERE LOST AT THE MALL I'D BE SEARCHING FOR HIM TWENTY- FOUR HOURS A DAY!!

WE'RE WAITING FOR A SALE.

YOU'RE A BIT OF A WHINER, AREN'T YOU, DEAR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lost at the Mall"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, sitting at a table with his colleagues. He shares a personal anecdote about being lost at the mall since 1992, which prompts a coworker to offer him a sale on a whiner. The coworker's offer is met with skepticism by Dilbert, who is not amused by the joke. The comic strip humorously highlights the relatable experience of getting lost in a crowded place and the awkwardness of being offered a sale on a whiner.

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