Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th July 1995

Dilbert//2293, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 26th July 1995

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proposed work plan stress test product network conditions accomplish downloading large image files servers on net naughty pictures

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit around a conference table. Wally hands the Boss a piece of paper and says, "My proposed work plan for the year is to stress-test our product under severe network conditions."

Wally continues, "I will accomplish this by downloading large image files from the busiest servers on the net."

As Wally and Dilbert walk away from the meeting, Wally comments, "I was THIS close to making it my job to download naughty pictures."

Dilbert says, "It's just as well; I would have had to kill you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROPOSED WORK PLAN FOR THE YEAR IS TO STRESS-TEST OUR PRODUCT UNDER SEVERE NETWORK CONDITIONS.

I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS BY DOWNLOADING LARGE IMAGE FILES FROM THE BUSIEST SERVERS ON THE NET.

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO MAKING IT MY JOB TO DOWNLOAD NAUGHTY PICTURES.

IT'S JUST AS WELL; I WOULD HAVE HAD TO KILL YOU

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Naughty Download"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man's proposal to download large image files from the busiest servers on the internet. The man's colleagues are skeptical and concerned about the potential consequences of such an action.

Key Points:

• The man's proposal is met with skepticism and concern from his colleagues.
• The man is determined to proceed with the download despite the potential risks.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of downloading large image files and the potential consequences of such an action.
• The comic strip highlights the importance of considering the potential risks and consequences of one's actions.

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