Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th August 1995

Dilbert//2305, first published 31 years ago on Monday 7th August 1995

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catbert the hr director invent illogical policies annoy emplyees diabolical dress code question sanity casual clothes wally insane

Official transcript

Catbert is at his desk. He thinks, "I think I'll invent some illogical policies to annoy employees."

Catbert continues thinking, "My diabolical new dress code will make them question their own sanity."

Reading a document, Dilbert tells Wally, ". . . So, casual clothes DON'T lower our stock value . . . but only if worn on Fridays . . . unless somebody sees us . . . Got it?"

Wally puts his hands on his head and replies, "I think I'm insane."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT THE HR DIRECTOR I THINK I'LL INVENT SOME ILLOGICAL POLICIES TO ANNOY EMPLOYEES.

MY DIABOLICAL NEW DRESS CODE WILL MAKE THEM QUESTION THEIR OWN SANITY ...SO, CASUAL CLOTHES DON'T LOWER OUR STOCK VALUE. BUT ONLY IF WORN ON FRIDAYS...

UNLESS SOMEBODY SEES US..

GOT IT?

I THINK I'M INSANE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Catbert's New Dress Code"

Summary:

• Catbert, the HR Director, announces a new dress code policy.
• The policy prohibits casual clothes on Fridays unless someone sees them.
• The employees are shocked and confused by the policy.
• One employee asks if it's a joke, but Catbert insists it's not.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate dress code policies and the sometimes illogical nature of HR decisions.

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