Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th August 1995

Dilbert//2309, first published 31 years ago on Friday 11th August 1995

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reorganizing department fast moving powerless micro managed team less experienced people g forces killing me business

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally, Alice and Dilbert sit around a conference table. The Boss says, "I'm reorganizing the department into fast-moving teams."

Wally responds, "Good plan. We'll never realize we're powerless, micro-managed serfs after we call ourselves a 'team.'"

The Boss thinks, "I need some less experienced people."

Wally says, "I feel faster already."

Alice adds, "The G-forces are killing me".

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M REORGANIZING THE DEPARTMENT INTO FAST-MOVING TEAMS.

GOOD PLAN. WELL NEVER REALIZE WE'RE POWERLESS, MICROMANAGED SERFS AFTER WE CALL OURSELVES A "TEAM." I NEED SOME < LESS < EXPERIENCED PEOPLE.

I FEEL FASTER ALREADY.

THE G-FORCES ARE KILLING ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Reorganization"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a reorganization of the department into fast-moving teams. The boss announces the plan, but the employees are skeptical and unenthusiastic about the change. They express their concerns about the lack of experience and the need for some faster people. One employee humorously comments that the G-forces are killing him. The boss responds by saying they need some less experienced people, which is met with a mix of reactions from the employees.

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of reorganization and the challenges that come with it.
• The employees are hesitant to adapt to the new team structure.
• The boss's response to the employees' concerns is met with skepticism and humor.
• The comic strip uses satire to highlight the difficulties of implementing change in a workplace setting.

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