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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd August 1995

Dilbert//2320, first published 31 years ago on Tuesday 22nd August 1995


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accounting dept expense report soul soul check tak a seat


Official transcript

Dilbert approaches a window labeled "Soul Check"

where a clerk who looks like a demon is standing. He says to the clerk behind the window, "If it's okay, I'll hold onto my soul while I visit the accounting department."

Dilbert is in the accounting department, talking to another demonlike clerk seated at a desk. Dilbert says, "I came to answer your questions about my expense report."

The clerk replies, "Take a seat."

Dilbert notices there are no seats, but only sharp, pointed stalagmites and stalactites in the cavelike room. He thinks to himself, "I don't like the way this is starting."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF IT'S OKAY, I'LL HOLD ONTO MY SOUL WHILE I VISIT THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT SOUL CHECK Elialo I CAME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT MY EXPENSE REPORT TAKE A SEAT.

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THIS IS STARTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip features a character named Dilbert, who is a bespectacled, spiky-haired man with a white shirt and black pants.

Panel 1: Dilbert approaches the Accounting Department's reception desk, where a green dragon-like creature sits behind a computer. Dilbert requests to speak to the soul-checker, and the creature responds, "If it's okay, I'll hold onto my soul while I visit the Accounting Department."

Panel 2: The creature asks Dilbert to take a seat, and Dilbert does so, holding his soul in his hand. The creature begins to ask Dilbert questions about his expense report.

Panel 3: Dilbert becomes frustrated and states, "I don't like the way this is starting."

Summary: The comic strip humorously depicts Dilbert's experience with the Accounting Department's soul-checking process, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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