Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th August 1995

Dilbert//2324, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 26th August 1995

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self conscious tiny brain war wax bob the donisoaur

Official transcript

Bob the Dinosaur says to Dogbert, "Sometimes I feel self-conscious because my brain is so tiny."

Bob continues, "Here, let me reach in my ear and pull it out."

Dogbert looks at what Bob is holding in his hand and says, "I think that's ear wax, Bob."

Bob replies, "Maybe. But I'm putting it back just in case."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOMETIMES I FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS SO TINY.

HERE, LET ME REACH IN MY EAR AND PULL IT OUT I THINK THAT'S EAR WAX, .

MAYBE. BUT I'M PUTTING IT BACK JUST IN CASE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Self-Conscious"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a dinosaur and a rabbit in a humorous conversation.
• The dinosaur is self-conscious about its small brain, feeling it is not as intelligent as other dinosaurs.
• The rabbit suggests putting ear wax back in the dinosaur's ear to make it feel better.
• The dinosaur is skeptical but decides to try the rabbit's suggestion.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of self-consciousness and the search for solutions to perceived problems.

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