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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st August 1995

Dilbert//2329, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 31st August 1995


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dogbert treks tna tech writer technical writing word processing highly skilled communications professional inert thoughts staff meeting org chart secretary meeting


Official transcript

Dogbert asks Tina, "Is technical writing the same as word processing?"

Tina replies angrily, "No!!!"

Tina continues, "I am a highly skilled communications professional! I can take jumbles of inert thoughts and bring them to life!!"

The Boss enters and says to Tina, "My secretary is running the staff meeting. I need you to retype this org chart."

Dogbert comments, "The doctor is in!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT TWEAKS TINA THE BRITTLE TECH WRITER IS TECHNICAL WRITING THE SAME AS WORD PROCESSING?

NO!!!

I AM A HIGHLY SKILLED COMMUNICATIONS PROFESSIONAL! I CAN TAKE JUMBLES OF INERT THOUGHTS AND BRING THEM TO LIFE!!

MY SECRETARY IS RUNNING THE STAFF MEETING. I NEED YOU TO RETYPE THIS ORG CHART.

THE DOCTOR IS IN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Tweak Tina the Brittle Tech Writer"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a clever and manipulative character, attempting to take control of Tina, a skilled communications professional. Dogbert's plan involves reorganizing Tina's org chart to make her a highly skilled communications professional, allowing him to take jumbles of inert thoughts and bring them to life.

Key Points:

  • Dogbert's plan to reorganize Tina's org chart
  • Tina's skills as a communications professional
  • Dogbert's goal of bringing jumbles of inert thoughts to life
  • The comic strip's satirical take on office politics and manipulation.

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