Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th September 1995

Dilbert//2333, first published 31 years ago on Monday 4th September 1995

Tags

profits down male sinking bold leadership inspirational posters variety relevant nature scenes relate to scene seagull clam

Official transcript

The Boss shouts at Wally and Dilbert, "Profits are down, morale is sinking; it's time for bold leadership!!"

The Boss holds up some posters and continues, "So I got some inspirational posters featuring a variety of relevant nature scenes."

The Boss shows the poster to Wally and Dilbert and says, "I think you can relate to this scene."

Wally asks, "Am I the seagull or the clam?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PROFITS ARE DOWN, MORALE IS SINKING; IT'S TIME FOR BOLD LEADERSHIP!!

SO I GOT SOME INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS FEATURING A VARIETY OF RELEVANT NATURE SCENES.

I THINK YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS SCENE.

AM I THE SEAGULL OR THE CLAM?

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AI Analysis

Title: "Seagulls and Clams"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two men, one of whom is holding a poster featuring a seagull and a clam. The man holding the poster asks if the other man can relate to the scene, and the other man responds by asking if he is the seagull or the clam. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with the men engaging in a playful exchange about their roles in the scene.

Key Elements:

• A poster featuring a seagull and a clam
• A conversation between two men about the scene
• Humor and lightheartedness in the exchange

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous and entertaining portrayal of a conversation between two men. It uses a simple yet effective setup to create a comedic exchange that is relatable and engaging.

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