Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th September 1995

Dilbert//2341, first published 31 years ago on Tuesday 12th September 1995

Tags

janitor expenses empty trash new employee fitness trashercise

Official transcript

The Boss sits in front of Catbert's desk. The Boss asks, "I have to cut janitor expenses. Do you think I'll have any HR issues if I make employees empty their own trash?"

Catbert answers, "We'll soften the bad news by simultaneously introducing a new employee fitness program . . ."

Dilbert and Alice stand outside a row of cubicles. The janitor shouts, "Okay, everybody, it's time to trashercise!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE TO CUT JANITOR EXPENSES. DO YOU THINK I'LL HAVE ANY HR ISSUES IF I MAKE EMPLOYEES EMPTY THEIR OWN TRASH?

WE'LL SOFTEN THE BAD NEWS BY SIMULTANEOUSLY INTRODUCING A NEW EMPLOYEE FITNESS PROGRAM...

OKAY, EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME TO TRASHERCISE !!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Trashercise"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous scenario in a workplace setting. The story unfolds as follows:

• A cat, seated at a desk, asks the boss about cutting janitor expenses.
• The boss responds by suggesting that employees empty their own trash, leading to a new employee fitness program called "Trashercise."
• The employees are initially skeptical but eventually participate in the program, which involves lifting and moving trash cans.
• The comic strip concludes with the employees engaged in the "Trashercise" program, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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