Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th September 1995

Dilbert//2357, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 28th September 1995

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sitting for boss prodcutivity efficiency queen alice

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Wally peers into Dilbert's cubicle and yells, "Alice is sitting in for the boss!"

Dilbert stands up, raises both hands in the air and shouts, "Productivity at last!!!"

Wally yells, "Efficiency! Yes!!"

Inside the cubicle, Wally says, "As long as she doesn't get an attitude . . ."

Alice stands outside the cubicle with a crown on her head and a wand in her hand. Someone is bowing in front of her.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE IS SITTING IN FOR THE BOSS!

PRODUCTIVITY AT LAST !!!

EFFICIENCY!

YES!!

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T GET AN ATTITUDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Productivity at Last"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a boss who is thrilled to have Alice, an employee, sitting in for him.
• The boss is delighted with her productivity and efficiency, but Alice is not impressed by his attitude.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of bosses expecting employees to work long hours without getting an attitude, while also highlighting the importance of maintaining a positive and respectful work environment.

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