Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th October 1995

Dilbert//2384, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 25th October 1995

Tags

terrible news valuable porject three morons assigned crush them carl nothing valauable shoo shoo

Official transcript

Dilbert lies on the couch with his knees bent and Dogbert sits on the backrest. Dilbert says, "Terrible news: my boss assigned me to a fun and valuable project."

Dogbert says, "Uh-oh. That means at least three morons will be assigned to similar projects. You must find them and crush them . . ."

Dilbert says, "Exactly."

Back at the office, Dilbert enters a co-worker's cubicle and says, "Carl, old buddy, whatcha workin' on these days?"

Carl waves his hands and says, "Nothing fun and valuable. Shoo shoo!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TERRIBLE NEWS: MY BOSS ASSIGNED ME TO A FUN AND VALUABLE PROJECT.

UH-OH. THAT MEANS AT LEAST THREE MORONS WILL BE ASSIGNED TO SIMILAR PROJECTS. YOU MUST FIND THEM AND CRUSH THEM..

EXACTLY.

CARL, OLD BUDDY, WHATCHA WORKIN' ON THESE DAYS?

NOTHING FUN AND VALUABLE.

SHOO SHOO!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Three's Company"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, who is assigned a fun and valuable project by his boss. However, he soon discovers that he must work with at least three "morons" to complete the task. Dilbert's frustration grows as he realizes that finding three morons to work with will be a challenging task.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's assignment to work on a fun and valuable project
• The requirement to work with at least three morons
• Dilbert's frustration with finding suitable coworkers
• The comic strip's humor and satire on workplace issues

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of working with others in a professional setting, highlighting the difficulties of finding compatible coworkers. The use of humor and satire adds to the strip's entertainment value, making it a relatable and amusing read for those who have experienced similar workplace frustrations.

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