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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd November 1995

Dilbert//2392, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 2nd November 1995


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dotted line arch rival secret double agent captured and executed immediate


Official transcript

Dilbert stands behind Wally's desk and says, "I heard you got assigned on a 'dotted line' to our boss's arch-rival."

Wally sits with his head in his hands and groans. Dilbert continues, "Look on the bright side. Think of yourself as leading the exiting life of a secret double-agent!"

Wally asks, "Don't most double-agents get captured and executed immediately?"

Dilbert says, "They WISH it was immediate."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU GOT ASSIGNED ON A "DOTTED LINE" TO OUR BOSS' ARCHRIVAL.

GROAN LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

THINK OF YOURSELF AS LEADING THE EXCITING LIFE OF A SECRET DOUBLE-AGENT!

DON'T MOST DOUBLE- AGENTS GET CAPTURED AND EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY?

THEY WISH IT WAS IMMEDIATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Double Agent"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, who is assigned to a "dotted line" to the boss's arch-rival. Dilbert is instructed to look on the bright side and consider himself as leading the exciting life of a secret double agent. However, he is skeptical about the effectiveness of double agents and wonders if they are immediately captured and executed.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's skepticism about the effectiveness of double agents
  • The boss's instructions to look on the bright side and consider himself a secret double agent
  • The comic strip's commentary on the perceived ineffectiveness of double agents in espionage scenarios.

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