Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th November 1995

Dilbert//2396, first published 31 years ago on Monday 6th November 1995

Tags

personal digital assistant write messages state of the rat technology interoret handwriting

Official transcript

Ratbert approaches Dilbert's desk and says, "I've come to be your personal digital assistant."

Ratbert hands Dilbert a pen and says, "Use the little pen to write messages on my stomach. I'll use state-of-the-rat technology to interpret your handwriting."

As Dilbert writes on Ratbert's stomach, Ratbert says, "Weave . . . me . . . a . . . cone . . . yoo . . . cupid . . . bat . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE COMETO BE YOUR PERSONAL DIGITAL ASSISTANT.

USE THE LITTLE PEN TO WRITE MESSAGES ON MY STOMACH. I'LL USE STATE-OF-THE-RAT TECHNOLOGY TO INTERPRET YOUR HANDWRITING.

WEAVE... ME...

A ... CONE...

YOO... CUPID...

BAT...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "State-of-the-Art Technology"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, and his assistant, a monkey.
• Dilbert requests that his assistant use state-of-the-art technology to interpret his handwriting.
• The assistant, however, uses a pen to write messages on Dilbert's stomach, including "WEAVE... ME... A... ONE... YOO... CUPID... BAT...".
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using advanced technology to solve everyday problems, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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