Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th November 1995

Dilbert//2414, first published 31 years ago on Friday 24th November 1995

Tags

bath towels cleanest object get clean shower take showers towels get clean

Official transcript

Dilbert, Alice and Wally sit at a table eating lunch. Wally says, "I don't understand why some people wash their bath towels."

Wally continues, "When I get out of the shower I'm the cleanest object in my house. In theory, those towels should be getting cleaner every time they touch me."

Alice says, "Maybe I could hug you every day so I don't need to take showers."

Wally asks, "Are towels supposed to bend?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOME PEOPLE WASH THEIR BATH TOWELS.

WHEN I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER I'M THE CLEANEST OBJECT IN MY HOUSE. IN THEORY, THOSE TOWELS SHOULD BE GETTING CLEANER EVERY TIME THEY TOUCH ME.

MAYBE I COULD HUG YOU EVERY DAY SO I DON'T NEED TO TAKE SHOWERS.

ARE TOWELS SUPPOSED TO BEND?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Cleanest Object in My House"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, sitting at a table with his colleagues. He explains that he doesn't understand why people wash their bath towels, as he believes they should be cleaned every time they touch him. His colleagues are perplexed by his reasoning, and one of them asks if towels are supposed to bend.

The comic strip is a humorous take on the common practice of washing bath towels, highlighting the absurdity of Dilbert's perspective. The strip is likely to appeal to fans of the "Dilbert" comic strip series, which is known for its witty commentary on workplace culture and human behavior.

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