Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th November 1995

Dilbert//2417, first published 31 years ago on Monday 27th November 1995

Tags

password not working help request line password doesn't work email message stinking network worthless

Official transcript

Dilbert peers into a co-worker's cubicle and says, "My password for the network isn't working."

The man says, "Fill out a help request online."

Dilbert says, "I can't get online because my password doesn't work . . ."

The man says, "Send me an e-mail message about it."

Dilbert shouts angrily, "I can't send e-mail because I can't get on the stinkin' network!!!"

The man says, "Geez, you're worthless . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PASSWORD FOR THE NETWORK ISN'T WORKING FILL OUT A A HELP REQUEST ONLINE.

I CAN'T GET ONLINE BECAUSE MY PASSWORD DOESN'T WORK...

SEND ME AN EMAIL MESSAGE ABOUT IT.

I CAN'T SEND EMAIL BECAUSE I CAN'T GET ON THE STINKIN' NETWORK!!!

GEEZ, YOU'RE WORTHLESS..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "I Can't Send E-Mail Because I Can't Get on the Stinkin' Network!!!"

The comic strip is about a man named Dilbert who is trying to send an email but is unable to do so because he can't get on the network. He tries to get help from his coworkers, but they are all unhelpful and unresponsive. Finally, he is told that his password is not working, and he is forced to fill out a help request online. However, he is unable to do so because his password doesn't work. The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the frustrations of dealing with technology and the often unhelpful nature of customer support.

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