Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th December 1995

Dilbert//2448, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 28th December 1995

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king dogbert first ruler internet bow before me internet is millons individuals until now dogbert fancies himself king technology

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the desk and says, "I declare myself 'King Dogbert,' the first ruler of the Internet!!"

Dogbert raises his paws over his head and yells, "Bow before me or be expelled from the kingdom forever!!!"

Dilbert enters wearing a bathrobe and asks, "Are you aware that the Internet is comprised of millions of individuals and organizations that operate independently?"

Dogbert replies, "Until now!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECLARE MYSELF "KING DOGBERT," THE FIRST RULER OF THE INTERNET!!

BOW BEFORE ME OR BE EXPELLED FROM THE KINGDOM FOREVER!!!

ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE INTERNET IS COMPRISED OF MILLIONS OF INDIVIDUALS AND ORGANIZATIONS THAT OPERATE INDEPENDENTLY?

UNTIL NOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "King Dogbert's Internet Empire"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around the character Dogbert, who has declared himself "King Dogbert, the first ruler of the internet." He is determined to expel everyone from the kingdom forever. The strip features a humorous exchange between Dogbert and a man who is aware that the internet is comprised of millions of individuals and organizations that operate independently. The man asks Dogbert when he plans to start his reign, prompting Dogbert to respond with "Until now!" The strip pokes fun at the idea of a single individual attempting to control the vast and decentralized nature of the internet.

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